You know, us here in The Dregs enjoy a certain level of fun-making. And by level, we mean HUGE EXTREME and by fun-making we mean BEATING THE EVER-LIVING SHITE OUT OF IT. I’ve had fans ask me before a show starts who are we going to ‘get’. Turns out, it’s a free for all! Hooray fair game shenanigans!

Hence lesbians in socks. For those of you who don’t know, that song is clearly only used as a vehicle with which to throw Suze while she is singing. We all know Suz doesn’t like puppets.

clearly anxiety-inducing
clearly anxiety-inducing

We enjoyed last year at MRF introducing new puppets every weekend. The king donated to the cause, along with my boyfriend Marc who hand-made a puppet and gave it to me so that I COULD TORTURE HER ON STAGE FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

Skvirl!
Skrill!

That’s Milton Squirrel. He’s from the Bronx. Anyways, turns out Suze also does not like clowns, either! So Rachael found a great clown puppet that she introduced in this next photo.

clearly anxiety-inducing
Rachael is an evil genius

In Tim’s post, we were in rehearsal Monday night entertaining ourselves on social media, even though we were all in the same room. Something about being quiet, Chad’s rage and my minge being a dirty gym sock. Suze suggested cat clowns, and all hell broke loose online. Cat clowns! Ahh, weirdness. We embrace it.

It got me thinking. Suz’s favorite animal is a cow… are there cow clowns too? A quick Google search said WHY YES THERE ARE.

like moo and whatever
like moo and whatever

 

just a tad creepy
just a tad creepy

 

I made this one!
I made this one!

And just to change it up, a clown cow!

this exists
this exists

My work here is done! You’re welcome.

 

One Response

  1. Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.

    Also, apparently, cows.

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