<3 Suze

You know, us here in The Dregs enjoy a certain level of fun-making. And by level, we mean HUGE EXTREME and by fun-making we mean BEATING THE EVER-LIVING SHITE OUT OF IT. I’ve had fans ask me before a show starts who are we going to ‘get’. Turns out, it’s a free for all! Hooray fair game shenanigans!

Hence lesbians in socks. For those of you who don’t know, that song is clearly only used as a vehicle with which to throw Suze while she is singing. We all know Suz doesn’t like puppets.

clearly anxiety-inducing

clearly anxiety-inducing

We enjoyed last year at MRF introducing new puppets every weekend. The king donated to the cause, along with my boyfriend Marc who hand-made a puppet and gave it to me so that I COULD TORTURE HER ON STAGE FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

Skvirl!

Skrill!

That’s Milton Squirrel. He’s from the Bronx. Anyways, turns out Suze also does not like clowns, either! So Rachael found a great clown puppet that she introduced in this next photo.

clearly anxiety-inducing

Rachael is an evil genius

In Tim’s post, we were in rehearsal Monday night entertaining ourselves on social media, even though we were all in the same room. Something about being quiet, Chad’s rage and my minge being a dirty gym sock. Suze suggested cat clowns, and all hell broke loose online. Cat clowns! Ahh, weirdness. We embrace it.

It got me thinking. Suz’s favorite animal is a cow… are there cow clowns too? A quick Google search said WHY YES THERE ARE.

like moo and whatever

like moo and whatever

 

just a tad creepy

just a tad creepy

 

I made this one!

I made this one!

And just to change it up, a clown cow!

this exists

this exists

My work here is done! You’re welcome.

 

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About Author: Molly
Molly has been hogging the spotlight since she first started playing the violin in 1988. She soon realized a life of performance and poverty is more exciting than earning a sustainable living, so she double majored in music and theater. After years of romping around at reputable places in the Twin Cities including The Minnesota Opera Chorus, Bloomington Civic Theater, and The Jungle Theater, Molly lowered her standards and gave The Dregs a try in 2010 and finally made this 'Irish' band legit with a fiddle player. Molly is going to graduate school for her masters in education to hopefully learn how she went so very wrong.

1 comment(s) on “<3 Suze

  • Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.
    Can’t Sing, Clowns will eat me.

    Also, apparently, cows.

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