Queerest Band at Fest Goes to Pride

This weekend is Pride weekend in the cities, and yours truly is planning on going to it. This will be consecutive year six for me and this time my dates are my bandmates. <3

sticking my tongue out before it was cool in '08
sticking my tongue out before it was cool in ’08

We here in The Dregs like to think of ourselves as the queerest band at MRF. We have our token straight, Tim Wick, while the rest of us identify somewhere on the Kinsey scale, with Chad the farthest away from girl parts as you can imagine.

Chad playing in the parade. I think someone shouted 'vagina' at him.
Chad playing in the parade. I think someone shouted ‘vagina’ at him.

Think of the gayest man you know and then add a phobia of vascular cervixes and eventually you’ll find Chad. I sure am excited for this year though, as I get some quality time with my band peeps. My first year as a Dreg, 2/3rds of the band celebrated together.

Dregs + Droopie = Dregoopie
Dregs + Droopie = Dregoopie

I don’t know what is going on in that photo. A lot of boob cupping, it seems. So if you want to catch us being totally gaaaAAAAaaay this weekend, find us at the parade. We would love to see you there!

I'm pretty
I’m pretty
If you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment or subscribing to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.

Author: Molly

Molly has been hogging the spotlight since she first started playing the violin in 1988. She soon realized a life of performance and poverty is more exciting than earning a sustainable living, so she double majored in music and theater. After years of romping around at reputable places in the Twin Cities including The Minnesota Opera Chorus, Bloomington Civic Theater, and The Jungle Theater, Molly lowered her standards and gave The Dregs a try in 2010 and finally made this 'Irish' band legit with a fiddle player. Molly is going to graduate school for her masters in education to hopefully learn how she went so very wrong.

2 thoughts on “Queerest Band at Fest Goes to Pride

  1. Suze says:

    I found this post GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

    Reply
  2. Heather says:

    I think we all know what body part of Chads Andy is grabbing. Hint: not a boob
    Poor Rach, where is her boob love?

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.