We here at the Dregs are trying to bolster up our clicks on our blog, and we heard clickbait WORKS, so like they say, you’ll never believe these crazy ways our Fest rules!
6. The Food, Even Though It’s Meaty
If you like meat, man oh man is this a glutton smorgasbord for YOU. As the token vegetarian, I’ll be over by the pickles if you need me.
5. The Scenery, Because Damn
*cues clarinets and flutes* “Little town, it’s a peaceful village. Every day, like the one before. Little town, full of nerdy people, waking up to saaaaaay… HUZZAH!”
4. Speaking of nerds…
A village full of idiots, that’s what we be.
Before I piss off the fancy pants people and get beheaded, Ima move on…
Maybe I needed to put quotes around the word entertainment…
And the number one proven way that MRF rules is….
1. THE DREGS
Duh. That’s where this blog meets its logical end.
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