When people’s characterization of me includes leggings, I knew I had a slight… problem. See, I work with kids. And kids are sometimes trendy. And when kids starting wearing these magical black quasi-stockings, I knew I had to have a piece of that ass-hugging pie.

wearing the girl uniform at the Fearless launch
wearing the girl uniform at the Fearless launch

I don’t know what it is about leggings. They make me happy in a way no man has.

singing an ode to rayon, polyester, and spandex at Sample Night Live
singing an ode to rayon, polyester, and spandex at Sample Night Live

They complete my outfit, in timeless beauty.

this is my 'hooray leggings' face
this is my ‘hooray leggings’ face

They compliment any outfit, at any time.

technically these are 'jeggings'
technically these are ‘jeggings’

Basically my motto is, damn my legs look good so why the hell not. I ain’t getting any younger, that’s for sure! VIVA LA LEGGINGS!

 

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