Droopie of the Month: May Edition

This Month’s Droopie is our favorite under-age starlet, Lauren Brabec! *muppet hands* Lauren has many interests including the following:

Dance Team

totes sad I wasn't there, stoooopid work
these whores went and supported her state competition

Vilification Tennis:

um... congrats?
um… congrats?

Sock monkeys:


this is her backpack... any questions?
this is her backpack… any questions?

The Minnesota Renaissance Festival:


And making sure Chad knows he rocks more:

well, the mug says it, so it must be true
well, the mug says it, so it must be true

Lauren is super extra special this month because it is her birthday, prom, and graduates from high school, zomg! She even has a special Vilification Tennis Show that you should TOTALLY ATTEND.

if the title doesn't get you, you're not human
if the title doesn’t get you, you’re not human


On now, marching onawards towards more awesomeness, my interview with the lovely near-adulthood Lauren.

How long have you been a Dregs fan?

I have been a Dregs fan for 7 years.

Wow. That’s a long time to be in purgatory. You must have really messed up in a prior life! Moving along, what is your favorite Dregs song, and why?

My favorite Dregs song is Pills of White Mercury because even though it’s about syphilis, it’s still a beautiful song.

Dang girl, so many horrible inappropriate jokes, so little time. I bet your favorite part on that song is the MANDOLIN PART, am I right or what? No? Fine.Who is your favorite Dreg (it really doesn’t have to be me, I swear!) and why?

My favorite Dreg is Chad Dutton, because he obviously rocks more.

obviously he does, his hat says so
obviously he does, his hat says so

Alrighty then, since we’ve established that Chad Rocks More, what’s one song we haven’t done you’d like to see us do?

I would love to see the Dregs do the song “Say” by John Mayer.

I am sure somehow we could make that happen. *insert Tim screaming FIVE BUCKS* Along those lines, any favorite moments you’ve had with the band?

ALL of the moments past and present have been great. I wouldn’t trade any of them for the world, and you can’t pick just one. The Dregs are amazing people who know how to have a good time.

Awww, gorsh kid. Thanks! *blush blush blush* <3 (now go book tickets to her show!!!)


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Author: Molly

Molly has been hogging the spotlight since she first started playing the violin in 1988. She soon realized a life of performance and poverty is more exciting than earning a sustainable living, so she double majored in music and theater. After years of romping around at reputable places in the Twin Cities including The Minnesota Opera Chorus, Bloomington Civic Theater, and The Jungle Theater, Molly lowered her standards and gave The Dregs a try in 2010 and finally made this 'Irish' band legit with a fiddle player. Molly is going to graduate school for her masters in education to hopefully learn how she went so very wrong.

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