Droopie of the Month: May Edition

  May 8, 2014
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This Month’s Droopie is our favorite under-age starlet, Lauren Brabec! *muppet hands* Lauren has many interests including the following:

Dance Team

totes sad I wasn't there, stoooopid work
these whores went and supported her state competition

Vilification Tennis:

um... congrats?
um… congrats?

Sock monkeys:

 

this is her backpack... any questions?
this is her backpack… any questions?

The Minnesota Renaissance Festival:

YAY PATCHOULI
YAY PATCHOULI

And making sure Chad knows he rocks more:

well, the mug says it, so it must be true
well, the mug says it, so it must be true

Lauren is super extra special this month because it is her birthday, prom, and graduates from high school, zomg! She even has a special Vilification Tennis Show that you should TOTALLY ATTEND.

if the title doesn't get you, you're not human
if the title doesn’t get you, you’re not human

HERE IS THE LINK TO BUY TICKETS TO LAUREN’S SPECTACULAR UPCOMING SHOW: CLICK ME FOR DEBAUCHERY!! Also, check it out on The Facebook!

On now, marching onawards towards more awesomeness, my interview with the lovely near-adulthood Lauren.

How long have you been a Dregs fan?

I have been a Dregs fan for 7 years.

Wow. That’s a long time to be in purgatory. You must have really messed up in a prior life! Moving along, what is your favorite Dregs song, and why?

My favorite Dregs song is Pills of White Mercury because even though it’s about syphilis, it’s still a beautiful song.

Dang girl, so many horrible inappropriate jokes, so little time. I bet your favorite part on that song is the MANDOLIN PART, am I right or what? No? Fine.Who is your favorite Dreg (it really doesn’t have to be me, I swear!) and why?

My favorite Dreg is Chad Dutton, because he obviously rocks more.

obviously he does, his hat says so
obviously he does, his hat says so

Alrighty then, since we’ve established that Chad Rocks More, what’s one song we haven’t done you’d like to see us do?

I would love to see the Dregs do the song “Say” by John Mayer.

I am sure somehow we could make that happen. *insert Tim screaming FIVE BUCKS* Along those lines, any favorite moments you’ve had with the band?

ALL of the moments past and present have been great. I wouldn’t trade any of them for the world, and you can’t pick just one. The Dregs are amazing people who know how to have a good time.

Awww, gorsh kid. Thanks! *blush blush blush* <3 (now go book tickets to her show!!!)