{"id":907,"date":"2014-10-17T10:27:56","date_gmt":"2014-10-17T16:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=907"},"modified":"2014-10-17T10:27:56","modified_gmt":"2014-10-17T16:27:56","slug":"calendar-fever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/calendar-fever\/","title":{"rendered":"Calendar Fever"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here at The Dregs, we consider ourselves to be helpers. We know how much you love the Minnesota Renaissance Festival, and how you feel connected to the acts out there. We’re happy to announce we posed for the 2015 calendar, so you should ORDER ONE TODAY<\/a><\/strong><\/span>. Sales of the calendars will continue until Decembe<\/span><\/span>r, so you have time!<\/p>\n

\"we're<\/a>
we’re near the bottom of the list, where we belong!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I have no idea what our picture looks like. All I remember is that there is an accordion in it. We apologize in advance.<\/p>\n

\"notice<\/a>
notice how the accordion is eating his soul<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The proceeds go to benefit the Olsen family, and if you’re plugged in to dem facebooks, you can get updates on their page<\/a><\/strong><\/span>. Just ‘like’ and you are set for debauchery and whatnot. Personally, I like the intrigue of the ‘whatnot’.<\/p>\n

\"I<\/a>
I googled ‘whatnot’; apparently that’s a Muppet term for ‘background extras’… the more you know<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here at The Dregs, we consider ourselves to be helpers. We know how much you love the Minnesota Renaissance Festival, and how you feel connected to the acts out there. We’re happy to announce we posed for the 2015 calendar, so you should ORDER ONE TODAY. Sales of the calendars will continue until December, so […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":909,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/dregs-calendar.png?fit=950%2C534&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}