{"id":867,"date":"2014-09-25T08:46:36","date_gmt":"2014-09-25T14:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=867"},"modified":"2014-09-25T10:22:29","modified_gmt":"2014-09-25T16:22:29","slug":"battle-of-the-bands-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/battle-of-the-bands-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Battle of the Bands 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alright, before we begin WHO CHOSE THE NAKEY MAN PHOTO TO REPRESENT AN EPIC SMACK DOWN? Chad called it ‘homoerotic’. I called it ‘what the actual frack’. Freud calls it ‘Tim Wick dealing with some nakey man issues…’ Wait.. it’s a battle, and we’re doing a battle, except with Four Pints Shy, you would see way more hair.<\/p>\n

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there I fixed it<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Despite the circle of dong (which we’re not going to recreate), this weekend promises to be epic. with games and songs and beating up on Trevor. I can’t wait!<\/p>\n

We’re also going to sneak a couple new things into your favorite not-Renaissancy song, Wagon Wheel. Maybe you should play ‘Wagon Wheel Bingo’ with this list of songs<\/a><\/strong><\/span> and see how many we end up sticking into the rectum of that song. There is your homoerotocism.<\/p>\n

As the terribly chosen picture says, it’s this Saturday, from 1:30-3:00 at Folkstone*.<\/p>\n

*Circle not included. No homo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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