{"id":844,"date":"2014-09-04T09:46:03","date_gmt":"2014-09-04T15:46:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=844"},"modified":"2014-09-04T09:46:03","modified_gmt":"2014-09-04T15:46:03","slug":"sausage-fest-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/sausage-fest-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Sausage Fest 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welp, with Rachael gone in Europe, Suz gone due to heat exhaustion, I was the only female left in The Dregs on Sunday and Monday of this Labor Day fest weekend. If you don&#8217;t count Chad, that is.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_846\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-846\" style=\"width: 200px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/chad-is-pretty.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-846\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/chad-is-pretty.jpg?resize=200%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"pretty princess Chadface photo by John Solberg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/chad-is-pretty.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/chad-is-pretty.jpg?resize=600%2C900&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/chad-is-pretty.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-846\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">pretty princess Chadface<br \/>photo by John Solberg<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Suz ended up getting ill after our 3:30 show, when I was actually recovering from *almost* being ill earlier. I just passed the torch, and Suz friggin devoured it.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_847\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-847\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/suz.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-847\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/suz.jpg?resize=300%2C168&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"last known photo of Suz with us before the Heatpocalypse  photo by  Dawn Krosnowski\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/suz.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/suz.jpg?resize=600%2C338&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/suz.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-847\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">last known photo of Suz with us before the Heatpocalypse<br \/>photo by\u00a0Dawn Krosnowski<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If you are observant, you&#8217;ll see that I&#8217;m not wearing my belt, and I&#8217;ve loosened my bodice because when you&#8217;re not feeling well, SCREW FASHION!!!<\/p>\n<p>So after Suze went home, I grew a pair and the rest of the weekend was fine. I mean, if we&#8217;re honest, I probably have the most testosterone out of any of the guys. *flexes*<\/p>\n<p>Come see us next week when we see how Suze is faring, and if we can bring out the\u00a0<del>puppets<\/del> hugs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welp, with Rachael gone in Europe, Suz gone due to heat exhaustion, I was the only female left in The Dregs on Sunday and Monday of this Labor Day fest weekend. If you don&#8217;t count Chad, that is. &nbsp; Suz ended up getting ill after our 3:30 show, when I was actually recovering from *almost* [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":845,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[108,20],"tags":[34,24,90,87],"class_list":["post-844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-minnesota-renaissance-festival","category-molly-said","tag-34","tag-dregs","tag-minnesota-renaissance-festival","tag-mrf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/weekend-three.png?fit=640%2C393&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}