{"id":834,"date":"2014-08-28T11:39:42","date_gmt":"2014-08-28T17:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=834"},"modified":"2014-08-28T11:49:35","modified_gmt":"2014-08-28T17:49:35","slug":"weekend-two-arrr-matey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/weekend-two-arrr-matey\/","title":{"rendered":"weekend two, arrr matey"},"content":{"rendered":"

This past weekend was, while still moist, full of freebooters. Poachers. Raiders! Marauders. In other words, we be overrun by PIRATES!<\/p>\n

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photo donated by Sandy, who is far too good for the pirate scum pictured on the right (her husband)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Fun fact! The origin of the word ‘pirate’ is from the\u00a0Greek\u00a0<\/span>peirat\u0113s<\/i>, from\u00a0peirein<\/i>\u00a0\u2018to attempt, attack\u2019. Attempting, but not necessarily successful. Wah wah wah. Speaking of attempting to be a pirate…<\/p>\n

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a tricorn does not a pirate make<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

God, that photo is terrible on SO MANY levels, but I am willing to post it publicly for YOUR amusement, Droopies. That’s how much I love you.<\/p>\n

\"clearly<\/a>
clearly\u00a0my inspiration<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This coming weekend is the ‘silk road’ weekend, aka, belly dancers. Watch me NOT bare my midriff, cuz\u00a0let’s just say some things are just better when they are out of sight. Regardless, you should join us where I will make the above face ad nauseum. At my band, mostly. If I can see them with my eyes crossed.<\/p>\n

YARRRR!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This past weekend was, while still moist, full of freebooters. Poachers. Raiders! Marauders. In other words, we be overrun by PIRATES! Fun fact! The origin of the word ‘pirate’ is from the\u00a0Greek\u00a0peirat\u0113s, from\u00a0peirein\u00a0\u2018to attempt, attack\u2019. Attempting, but not necessarily successful. Wah wah wah. Speaking of attempting to be a pirate… God, that photo is terrible […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":838,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[108,20],"tags":[95,94,87,93],"class_list":["post-834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-minnesota-renaissance-festival","category-molly-said","tag-arrrr","tag-booty","tag-mrf","tag-pirates"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/pirate-ship-for-blog.png?fit=572%2C429&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}