{"id":759,"date":"2014-07-24T12:21:05","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T18:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=759"},"modified":"2014-07-24T12:22:37","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T18:22:37","slug":"6-proven-ways-that-mrf-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/6-proven-ways-that-mrf-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Proven Ways That MRF Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"

We here at the Dregs are trying to bolster up our clicks on our blog, and we heard clickbait WORKS, so like they say, you’ll\u00a0never<\/em> believe these crazy ways our Fest rules!<\/p>\n

6. The Food, Even Though It’s Meaty<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"nope\"<\/a>
nope<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

If you like meat, man oh man is this a glutton smorgasbord for YOU. As the token vegetarian, I’ll be over by the pickles if you need me.<\/p>\n

\"hey<\/a>
hey guuuuurl<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

5. The Scenery, Because Damn<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"oh<\/a>
oh fer cute<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"loverly\"<\/a>
loverly<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"this<\/a>
this picture makes me want to sing…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

*cues clarinets and flutes* “Little town, it’s a peaceful village. Every day, like the one before. Little town, full of nerdy people, waking up to saaaaaay… HUZZAH!”<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0Speaking of nerds…<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I<\/a>
I gotcho nerds right HEREA – with the group i Arroganti commedia dell’arte<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"just...<\/a>
just… yikes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"wine<\/a>
wine or whine? Ha ha, I slay me<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"lookit<\/a>
lookit em… ALL the dorks!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"uhhhh\"<\/a>
uhhhh<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

A village full of idiots, that’s what we be.<\/p>\n

3. Royalty<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"they<\/a>
they look so… well behaved here<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"bored<\/a>
bored prince is terribly bored<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"pwned<\/a>
pwned<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Before I piss off the fancy pants people and get beheaded, Ima move on…<\/p>\n

2. Entertainment<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"dem<\/a>
dem Revelers, tho<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"cutest<\/a>
DeCantus: cutest bunch of trollops in town<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"I<\/a>
I can’t even…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Maybe I needed to put quotes around the word entertainment…<\/p>\n

And the number one proven way that MRF rules is….<\/p>\n

1. THE DREGS<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"ermahgerd,<\/a>
ermahgerd, it’s der deregs<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Duh. That’s where this blog meets its logical end.<\/p>\n

NOW BUY YOUR TICKETS TO THE MINNESOTA RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL AND SEE ALL THIS DEBAUCHERY AND MORE!<\/p>\n

\"h<\/a>
h to the u double z-a-H<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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We here at the Dregs are trying to bolster up our clicks on our blog, and we heard clickbait WORKS, so like they say, you’ll\u00a0never believe these crazy ways our Fest rules! 6. The Food, Even Though It’s Meaty If you like meat, man oh man is this a glutton smorgasbord for YOU. As the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":784,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/renaissance-festival.jpg?fit=640%2C360&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}