{"id":647,"date":"2014-05-08T11:19:07","date_gmt":"2014-05-08T17:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=647"},"modified":"2014-05-08T11:19:07","modified_gmt":"2014-05-08T17:19:07","slug":"droopie-of-the-month-may-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/droopie-of-the-month-may-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Droopie of the Month: May Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

This Month’s Droopie is our favorite under-age starlet, Lauren Brabec! *muppet hands* Lauren has many interests including the following:<\/p>\n

Dance Team<\/p>\n

\"totes<\/a>
these whores went and supported her state competition<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Vilification Tennis:<\/p>\n

\"um...<\/a>
um… congrats?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Sock monkeys:<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"this<\/a>
this is her backpack… any questions?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The Minnesota Renaissance Festival:<\/p>\n

\"YAY<\/a>
YAY PATCHOULI<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

And making sure Chad knows he rocks more:<\/p>\n

\"well,<\/a>
well, the mug says it, so it must be true<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Lauren is super extra special this month because it is her birthday, prom, and graduates from high school, zomg! She even has a special Vilification Tennis Show that you should TOTALLY ATTEND.<\/p>\n

\"if<\/a>
if the title doesn’t get you, you’re not human<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

HERE IS THE LINK TO BUY TICKETS TO LAUREN’S SPECTACULAR UPCOMING SHOW: CLICK ME FOR DEBAUCHERY!!<\/a> <\/span><\/strong>Also, check it out on The Facebook<\/a><\/span><\/strong>!<\/p>\n

On now, marching onawards towards more awesomeness, my interview with the lovely near-adulthood Lauren.<\/p>\n

How long have you been a Dregs fan?<\/strong><\/p>\n

I have been a Dregs fan for 7 years.<\/p>\n

Wow. That’s a long time to be in purgatory. You must have really messed up in a prior life! Moving along, what is your favorite Dregs song, and why?<\/strong><\/p>\n

My favorite Dregs song is Pills of White Mercury because even though it’s about syphilis, it’s still a beautiful song.<\/p>\n

Dang girl, so many horrible inappropriate jokes, so little time. I bet your favorite part on that song is the MANDOLIN PART, am I right or what? No? Fine.Who is your favorite Dreg (it really doesn’t have to be me, I swear!) and why?<\/strong><\/p>\n

My favorite Dreg is Chad Dutton, because he obviously rocks more.<\/p>\n

\"obviously<\/a>
obviously he does, his hat says so<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Alrighty then, since we’ve established that Chad Rocks More, what’s one song we haven’t done you’d like to see us do?<\/strong><\/p>\n

I would love to see the Dregs do the song “Say” by John Mayer.<\/p>\n

I am sure somehow we could make that happen. *insert Tim screaming FIVE BUCKS* Along those lines, any favorite moments you’ve had with the band?<\/strong><\/p>\n

ALL of the moments past and present have been great. I wouldn’t trade any of them for the world, and you can’t pick just one. The Dregs are amazing people who know how to have a good time.<\/p>\n

Awww, gorsh kid. Thanks! *blush blush blush* <3 (now go book tickets to her show!!!)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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