{"id":609,"date":"2014-04-17T10:31:22","date_gmt":"2014-04-17T16:31:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=609"},"modified":"2014-04-17T10:31:22","modified_gmt":"2014-04-17T16:31:22","slug":"my-not-so-secret-obession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/my-not-so-secret-obession\/","title":{"rendered":"my not-so-secret obession"},"content":{"rendered":"

When people’s characterization of me includes leggings, I knew I had a slight… problem. See, I work with kids. And kids are sometimes trendy. And when kids starting wearing these magical black quasi-stockings, I knew I had to have a piece of that ass-hugging pie.<\/p>\n

\"wearing<\/a>
wearing the girl uniform at the Fearless launch<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I don’t know what it is about leggings. They make me happy in a way no man has.<\/p>\n

\"singing<\/a>
singing an ode to rayon, polyester, and spandex at Sample Night Live<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

They complete my outfit, in timeless beauty.<\/p>\n

\"this<\/a>
this is my ‘hooray leggings’ face<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

They compliment any outfit, at any time.<\/p>\n

\"technically<\/a>
technically these are ‘jeggings’<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Basically my motto is, damn my legs look good so why the hell not. I ain’t getting any younger, that’s for sure! VIVA LA LEGGINGS!<\/p>\n

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When people’s characterization of me includes leggings, I knew I had a slight… problem. See, I work with kids. And kids are sometimes trendy. And when kids starting wearing these magical black quasi-stockings, I knew I had to have a piece of that ass-hugging pie. I don’t know what it is about leggings. They make […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":610,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[72,74,73],"class_list":["post-609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-molly-said","tag-leggings","tag-there-are-more-pictures-of-me-with-leggings-but-i-dont-have-20-hours-to-spare-to-collect-them-all","tag-what-the-hell"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/fashion-leggings.jpg?fit=299%2C75&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}