{"id":598,"date":"2014-04-10T10:18:32","date_gmt":"2014-04-10T16:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=598"},"modified":"2014-04-10T11:13:25","modified_gmt":"2014-04-10T17:13:25","slug":"the-token-vegetarian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/the-token-vegetarian\/","title":{"rendered":"The Token Vegetarian"},"content":{"rendered":"

I ended last week’s blog<\/a><\/span><\/strong> with a ridiculous picture of a baby bird in a bun. That inspired me to come right out of the spinach-lined closet and just say it. Some of you may already know this, \u00a0but\u00a0I don’t eat meat.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"this<\/a>
this is my no meat face<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

<\/em>That’s right kids. I’m a vegetarian. I have been one since 2000, but before that I tried (unsuccessfully) several times since I was about 15. I was unsuccessful because I didn’t know that I needed to take supplements so I wouldn’t become anemic. Because guess what? <\/span>Humans evolved to eat meat<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Yep, I know we are omnivores. Except my boyfriend, he’s a meat-aholic.<\/p>\n

\"time<\/a>
time for a cup of NOPE<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I’m not a in-your-face-telling-you-how-wrong-you-are-vegetarian. I honestly give two facks if you want to stuff your pie hole with dead critters. That’s *your* business. I also play well with others, as such, I have become the vegetarian you can gibe on facebook and post meaty-meaty pictures on my timeline because I honestly don’t care.<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh I feign shock. And horror. But I know it’s all in good fun.<\/p>\n

\"you<\/a>
you was trollin!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

On a related note, don’t google ‘weird cow pictures’. Just don’t. Unless you want to see a cow ass-peeing into a glass, because man. You can’t unsee that stuff.<\/p>\n

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I’m tellin ya, just say no<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I ended last week’s blog with a ridiculous picture of a baby bird in a bun. That inspired me to come right out of the spinach-lined closet and just say it. Some of you may already know this, \u00a0but\u00a0I don’t eat meat. That’s right kids. I’m a vegetarian. I have been one since 2000, but […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":600,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/go-bacon.jpg?fit=477%2C649&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}