{"id":591,"date":"2014-04-06T15:24:57","date_gmt":"2014-04-06T21:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=591"},"modified":"2014-04-06T15:24:57","modified_gmt":"2014-04-06T21:24:57","slug":"the-dregs-are-about-to-perform-at-die-laughing-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/the-dregs-are-about-to-perform-at-die-laughing-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dregs are about to perform at Die Laughing 2014."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey. Yeah, I&#8217;m talking to you. What are you doing right now, this very second? Sunday afternoon? What!? You&#8217;re playing MINECRAFT!? You loser. Stop it RIGHT NOW and come down to the Airport Hilton. The Dregs are going to perform at 6 PM. I know, I know&#8230; Minecraft is cool. I also play Minecraft. But not right now. Loser.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey. Yeah, I&#8217;m talking to you. What are you doing right now, this very second? Sunday afternoon? What!? You&#8217;re playing MINECRAFT!? You loser. Stop it RIGHT NOW and come down to the Airport Hilton. The Dregs are going to perform at 6 PM. I know, I know&#8230; Minecraft is cool. I also play Minecraft. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}