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I’m sure all bands do this but when The Dregs get into the studio and record, we make a lot of mistakes. \u00a0I mean a lot of mistakes. \u00a0To outsiders, it would be surprising to discover we actually know the songs we are trying to record.<\/p>\n
Chad saves these mistakes forever because he’s kind of a douche. \u00a0If anyone gets too uppity, he can just pull out one of our really extreme screw ups to remind us that, basically, we all suck.<\/p>\n
It might surprise you to learn that when we screw up, we frequently utter words that are not exactly approved for all audiences. \u00a0Molly and I, specifically, frequently weave a complex tapestry of swear words that would make our boyfriend* blush.<\/p>\n
So you have Molly and I swearing a blue streak and you have Chad, who saves every single thing he ever records. \u00a0The practical result is a gigantic pile of vile outtakes just sitting on Chad’s computer waiting for the opportunity to see the sun.<\/p>\n
That’s why we have some downloadable ring tones on the web site now. \u00a0While it makes no sense to me, I have the feeling that someone would like to have Molly swear for ten seconds every time their phone rings. \u00a0I don’t think that I need such a ring tone for my phone but just in case you do need such a thing, you can download it here<\/a>. \u00a0You could also opt for something that sounds like Suze having an orgasm.<\/p>\n Someday all of our fans will have ringtones featuring Dregs either swearing or having an orgasm. \u00a0I feel like this is a big growth market.<\/p>\n Go ahead. Download a Dregs ring tone! \u00a0Be an early adopter!<\/p>\n Also, come see us at Die Laughing<\/a> this Sunday the 6th at 6:00 PM! \u00a0We’ll be singing for an hour and challenging our audience<\/a> to help us raise money for Fearless Comedy Productions<\/a>!<\/p>\n *Marc. \u00a0Marc is our<\/em> boyfriend. \u00a0Just don’t tell Molly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’m sure all bands do this but when The Dregs get into the studio and record, we make a lot of mistakes. \u00a0I mean a lot of mistakes. \u00a0To outsiders, it would be surprising to discover we actually know the songs we are trying to record. Chad saves these mistakes forever because he’s kind of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":507,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[67,68,66,107],"class_list":["post-576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-swear-words","tag-die-laughing","tag-fearless-comedy-productions","tag-ring-tones","tag-swear-words"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/54928_353795578045376_4570229_o.jpg?fit=1800%2C1800&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}