{"id":553,"date":"2014-03-27T10:13:27","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T16:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=553"},"modified":"2014-03-27T10:34:27","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T16:34:27","slug":"pardon-my-french-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/pardon-my-french-nsfw\/","title":{"rendered":"Pardon my French (NSFW)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, when The Dregs record songs to put on albums, just about anything can happen.<\/p>\n<p>Most of it includes profanity.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_556\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-556\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/swearing.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-556\" alt=\"this is nothing if you've ever come to one of our live shows\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/swearing.png?resize=300%2C147&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/swearing.png?resize=300%2C147&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/swearing.png?resize=600%2C296&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/swearing.png?w=846&amp;ssl=1 846w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-556\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">this is nothing if you&#8217;ve ever come to one of our live shows<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"size-medium wp-image-555\">We decided to lay down &#8216;Dinosaur Bones&#8217; and I&#8217;m not sure what happened when it was my turn. All I know is I &#8216;sang&#8217; a string of words that would scare the Mafia. Being classically trained, I expect perfection in my violin playing and when that doesn&#8217;t happen&#8230; well&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_557\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-557\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/fuck.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-557\" alt=\"yeah, I said it\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/fuck.jpg?resize=300%2C194&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/fuck.jpg?resize=300%2C194&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/fuck.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-557\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">yeah, I said it<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"size-medium wp-image-555\">The best part is, because we were recording, we got this &#8216;musical gem&#8217; saved for all time and it can be YOURS. That&#8217;s right, Droopies, you can own my mishap for a mere $.50. What a neat deal! You can also purchase one of Suze&#8217;s uhm&#8230; interesting blunders. She&#8217;s just acting out my favorite f-word.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_558\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-558\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/hands.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-558\" alt=\"the f-word, ad tedium!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/hands.jpg?resize=300%2C169&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/hands.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/hands.jpg?resize=600%2C338&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/hands.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-558\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">the f-word, ad tedium!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>All you have to do is go to the STORE on this website or just <strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/store\/\">click here<\/a> <\/span><\/strong>and scroll to the bottom of the page. There, kids, we have our ringtones in all their glory for sale. Purchase, download, and scare your friends! Win-win!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, when The Dregs record songs to put on albums, just about anything can happen. Most of it includes profanity. We decided to lay down &#8216;Dinosaur Bones&#8217; and I&#8217;m not sure what happened when it was my turn. All I know is I &#8216;sang&#8217; a string of words that would scare the Mafia. 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