{"id":499,"date":"2014-03-13T12:34:20","date_gmt":"2014-03-13T18:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=499"},"modified":"2014-03-13T12:34:20","modified_gmt":"2014-03-13T18:34:20","slug":"no-likey-the-tap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/no-likey-the-tap\/","title":{"rendered":"no likey the tap"},"content":{"rendered":"

So Tim posted this blog<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/em> about yours truly EFFING TAP DANCING while I play a violin solo. I made the mistake of casually mentioning it at a dinner last Saturday. Now he’s made it a thing. GOD. DAMMIT. TIM. WICK.<\/p>\n

Ima say this. I tapped for one production of\u00a0Anything Goes<\/em> back in college in 2001 when I got cast as a lead. I have not studied tap. I don’t even own tap shoes (anymore). I thought about practicing in case anyone actually takes Tim up on this ridiculous request, so I found this page<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/em> that has home made tap shoes.<\/p>\n

\"crafty<\/a>
crafty and weird!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

But I’m not going to do that! Because it’s IMPOSSIBLE to do a good job. The video to Singing in the Rain<\/em> that Tim linked to? THEY AREN’T EVEN PLAYING THE VIOLIN. IT’S AS DUBBED IN AS MILLI VANILLI, OKAY!!!?!<\/p>\n

So here is a collage about my feelings about this endeavor.<\/p>\n

\"collage<\/a><\/p>\n

I won’t even explain my art. I’ll leave it up to interpretation.<\/p>\n

*Grumbles* This is going to happen, isn’t it? Auuuuuuuuugh. Well, come to our show on Saturday,<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/em> where I attempt to kick Tim in the nads with tap shoes.<\/p>\n

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So Tim posted this blog about yours truly EFFING TAP DANCING while I play a violin solo. I made the mistake of casually mentioning it at a dinner last Saturday. Now he’s made it a thing. GOD. DAMMIT. TIM. WICK. Ima say this. I tapped for one production of\u00a0Anything Goes back in college in 2001 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":502,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/shoes.jpg?fit=501%2C299&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}