{"id":478,"date":"2014-03-06T11:21:19","date_gmt":"2014-03-06T17:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=478"},"modified":"2014-03-06T11:23:49","modified_gmt":"2014-03-06T17:23:49","slug":"droopie-of-the-month-march-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/droopie-of-the-month-march-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Droopie of the Month: March Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

Greetings Dreg-Heads. This month’s droopie is Maggie Heck. *general applause*<\/p>\n

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photo by Jim Jordan, ugly crown by me<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Mostly because her doting husband is a dork and commented first. But don’t worry kids, I’ll torture ALL of you who showed interest! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

Maggie is a megafan. And when I mean mega, I mean she knew all the words to the songs before I did. She and her gang (Maven, Kate, and Lauren who rocks more) were super accepting of me during my freshman Dreg year. I appreciated it, along with all the liquor you supplied me with that helped take away the pain<\/del> ease the reality of my new performance venue.<\/p>\n

\"breakfast<\/a>
breakfast of champions<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

OM NOM NOM NOM.<\/p>\n

So for you, dear Maggie, I dedicate this poem: *ahem*<\/p>\n

Jello is red<\/em><\/p>\n

It can be blue too<\/em><\/p>\n

Thanks for the vodka<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, because booze<\/strong><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Come out to our upcoming St Paddy’s Day Dregs Show at the Bryant Lake Bowl<\/a> <\/span><\/strong><\/em>and see how I’ll thank Maggie for being so\u00a0boobilicious<\/del> awesome.<\/p>\n

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Greetings Dreg-Heads. This month’s droopie is Maggie Heck. *general applause* Mostly because her doting husband is a dork and commented first. But don’t worry kids, I’ll torture ALL of you who showed interest! \ud83d\ude00 Maggie is a megafan. And when I mean mega, I mean she knew all the words to the songs before I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":483,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/coollogo_com-25887936.gif?fit=925%2C110&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}