{"id":436,"date":"2014-02-20T13:18:08","date_gmt":"2014-02-20T19:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=436"},"modified":"2014-02-20T13:18:08","modified_gmt":"2014-02-20T19:18:08","slug":"436","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/436\/","title":{"rendered":"<3 Suze"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know, us here in The Dregs enjoy a certain level of fun-making. And by level, we mean HUGE EXTREME and by fun-making we mean BEATING THE EVER-LIVING SHITE OUT OF IT. I’ve had fans ask me before a show starts who are we going to ‘get’. Turns out, it’s a free for all! Hooray fair game shenanigans!<\/p>\n

Hence lesbians in socks. For those of you who don’t know, that song is clearly only used as a vehicle with which to throw Suze while she is singing. We all know Suz doesn’t like puppets.<\/p>\n

\"clearly<\/a>
clearly anxiety-inducing<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We enjoyed last year at MRF introducing new puppets every weekend. The king donated to the cause, along with my boyfriend Marc who hand-made a puppet and gave it to me so that I COULD TORTURE HER ON STAGE FOR YOUR PLEASURE.<\/p>\n

\"Skvirl!\"<\/a>
Skrill!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

That’s Milton Squirrel. He’s from the Bronx. Anyways, turns out Suze also does not like clowns, either! So Rachael found a great clown puppet that she introduced in this next photo.<\/p>\n

\"clearly<\/a>
Rachael is an evil genius<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

In Tim’s post<\/a><\/span><\/strong>, we were in rehearsal Monday night entertaining ourselves on social media, even though we were all in the same room. Something about being quiet, Chad’s rage and my minge being a dirty gym sock. Suze suggested cat clowns, and all hell broke loose online. Cat clowns! Ahh, weirdness. We embrace it.<\/p>\n

It got me thinking. Suz’s favorite animal is a cow… are there cow clowns too? A quick Google search said WHY YES THERE ARE.<\/p>\n

\"like<\/a>
like moo and whatever<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"just<\/a>
just a tad creepy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"I<\/a>
I made this one!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

And just to change it up, a clown cow!<\/p>\n

\"this<\/a>
this exists<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

My work here is done! You’re welcome.<\/p>\n

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