{"id":352,"date":"2014-01-22T11:11:12","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T17:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=352"},"modified":"2014-01-22T13:42:32","modified_gmt":"2014-01-22T19:42:32","slug":"tim-and-marc-sitting-in-a-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/tim-and-marc-sitting-in-a-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"Tim and Marc, sitting in a tree…."},"content":{"rendered":"

You know how the rest of that nursery rhyme goes.<\/p>\n

But do we really know how it started? How did my boyfriend and bandmate begin their bromance? I am unsure, but lets retrace some of the clues I’ve gathered and see if we can make sense from all of this.<\/p>\n

The Dregs take part in the Siouxland Renaissance Festiv<\/span><\/em>a<\/em>l<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/a> every summer. We usually carpool because it makes a long drive entertaining and then we hold each other accountable. In a video I recorded, we were momentarily stopped by a hail storm. Tim calls out to Marc in defiance of the rest of us to ‘do this’. Do this. Look at the loving way Tim is looking at Marc.<\/p>\n

\"common<\/a>
common Marc, let’s do you<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Later on that evening after we arrive in Sioux Falls, we feasted upon dead bodies at the Carnaval Brazilian Grill. Actually, that was everyone else. I just had a salad and secretly beamed at my vegetarian superiority. HOWEVER, we took a group photo and you can see for yourself the horror.<\/p>\n

\"Tim<\/a>
Tim and Marc enjoying a special kind of meat<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

WHY IS TIM SO CLOSE TO MARC’S SHOULDER? WHERE IS MARC’S OTHER HAND? These questions burn my soul when I lay awake in the darkness of the night, plotting revenge.<\/p>\n

But there is the proof in written word as well. You can see for yourself this soap opera unfolding.<\/p>\n

\"is<\/a>
is this humor or poorly disguised LUST?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

You could attribute this to Pierre’s idea, but it only gets worse.<\/p>\n

\"A<\/a>
A decoy!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Tim never counters the ‘bromance’ comment. It all becomes crystal clear.<\/p>\n

\"Tim<\/a>
Tim will just simply take him… in the butt…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Others start chiming in about Tim’s insatiable desire for Marc. Such as Eric Knght’s comment, ‘That’s ok, Tim will take him off your hands.’<\/p>\n

Soon enough, neither of them can hide their feelings anymore, and it becomes public knowledge that they are more than friends.<\/p>\n

\"subtle<\/a>
subtle isn’t Tim’s bag<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

In this status update Tim writes, “Ya know, I really love the Dregs Holiday show. I’m saddened we didn’t sing the song in which I talked about giving Molly’s boyfriend a blow job, though. I was really looking forward to that one. So was he.”<\/p>\n

FLAMES. Flaaaaaaames. From the side of my face… breathing… breath-ing… heaving breaths…<\/p>\n

So I mean. Whatever. You bitches can have each other, I guess. I’ll go play a sad song on my family’s Zupan accordion.
\n

\"it's<\/a>
it’s legal now, so hop to it, assholes<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/p>\n

Bonus! If you come to Denim for Dennis<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/strong> this coming Saturday, you will see these two mock me with their love.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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