{"id":253,"date":"2013-12-19T10:52:55","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T16:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=253"},"modified":"2013-12-19T10:59:01","modified_gmt":"2013-12-19T16:59:01","slug":"infeliz-navidad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/infeliz-navidad\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Infeliz Navidad!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Molly here. It is a Dregs tradition to sing Feliz Navidad and screw with the lead. I inherited the song from Angelina, and since then I&#8217;ve had the following happen to me:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Had the boys fondle me<\/li>\n<li>Been toilet papered<\/li>\n<li>Tim&#8217;s junk near me (ew)<\/li>\n<li>Underwear and a camel puppet up in my mix<\/li>\n<li>Been flashed by a &#8216;Santa Crotch&#8217;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Needless to say, when we were showing our tentative new band manager Katie our this song during rehearsal on Monday and she said she had ideas&#8230; I cringed a bit. I have no idea what I am in for, so enjoy THAT this coming Saturday, I guess, droopies.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 320px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stream1.gifsoup.com\/view\/50392\/chris-crocker-bawww-o.gif?resize=320%2C240\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Leave Molly ALONE!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Chris Crocker is VERY upset by your shenanigans. Enough to ugly cry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Molly here. It is a Dregs tradition to sing Feliz Navidad and screw with the lead. I inherited the song from Angelina, and since then I&#8217;ve had the following happen to me: Had the boys fondle me Been toilet papered Tim&#8217;s junk near me (ew) Underwear and a camel puppet up in my mix Been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,20],"tags":[24,28,102,29],"class_list":["post-253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-holiday-show","category-molly-said","tag-dregs","tag-feliz-navidad","tag-holiday-show","tag-ugly-cry","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}