{"id":250,"date":"2013-12-18T16:52:21","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T22:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/?p=250"},"modified":"2013-12-18T16:52:21","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T22:52:21","slug":"the-birds-have-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/the-birds-have-it\/","title":{"rendered":"The Birds Have It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rachael here!<\/p>\n<p>I have to admit &#8212; this is one of my favorite shows of the year (and yes, I&#8217;m referring to The Dregs Christmas Show).<\/p>\n<p>I take particular delight in messing with other members of the band.\u00a0 I know we should be careful with &#8220;inside jokes&#8221; and royally messing up pretty songs that we as individuals are proud to perform.\u00a0 However, if we&#8217;re already performing significant injustices\u00a0to a composition, it seems like it is fair game to dish out some less than charitable behavior toward those performing such gems.<\/p>\n<p>I will list a few of my Christmas Show additions from past years:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sparkle Tits&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dildos Aplenty&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tassels McGee&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Crotch Santa&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Camel(toe) Puppet&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I know of a couple of hijinx that may happen at this year&#8217;s show, but I&#8217;m still trying to figure out my\u00a0 big &#8220;surprise.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I may actually do something outrageous during the dinner hour this time, so be sure to come early (doors open at 6 for dinner and beverages) to see if I reveal something for pure shock value!\u00a0 That way you&#8217;ll get a decent seat for the show, and potentially get an eyeful of something at least questionable!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and everytime we mention a bird in a song, I will glare with marked accusation at Molly.\u00a0 Because it is fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rachael here! I have to admit &#8212; this is one of my favorite shows of the year (and yes, I&#8217;m referring to The Dregs Christmas Show). I take particular delight in messing with other members of the band.\u00a0 I know we should be careful with &#8220;inside jokes&#8221; and royally messing up pretty songs that we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-dregs.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}