We here at the Dregs are trying to bolster up our clicks on our blog, and we heard clickbait WORKS, so like they say, you’ll never believe these crazy ways our Fest rules!

6. The Food, Even Though It’s Meaty

nope
nope

If you like meat, man oh man is this a glutton smorgasbord for YOU. As the token vegetarian, I’ll be over by the pickles if you need me.

hey guuuuurl
hey guuuuurl

5. The Scenery, Because Damn

oh fer cute
oh fer cute
loverly
loverly
this picture makes me want to sing...
this picture makes me want to sing…

*cues clarinets and flutes* “Little town, it’s a peaceful village. Every day, like the one before. Little town, full of nerdy people, waking up to saaaaaay… HUZZAH!”

4. Speaking of nerds…

I gotcho nerds right HEREA - with the group i Arroganti commedia dell'arte
I gotcho nerds right HEREA – with the group i Arroganti commedia dell’arte
just... yikes
just… yikes
wine or whine? Ha ha, I slay me
wine or whine? Ha ha, I slay me
lookit em... ALL the dorks!
lookit em… ALL the dorks!
uhhhh
uhhhh

A village full of idiots, that’s what we be.

3. Royalty

they look so... well behaved here
they look so… well behaved here
bored prince is terribly bored
bored prince is terribly bored
pwned
pwned

Before I piss off the fancy pants people and get beheaded, Ima move on…

2. Entertainment

dem Revelers, tho
dem Revelers, tho
cutest bunch of trollops in town
DeCantus: cutest bunch of trollops in town
I can't even...
I can’t even…

Maybe I needed to put quotes around the word entertainment…

And the number one proven way that MRF rules is….

1. THE DREGS

ermahgerd, it's der deregs
ermahgerd, it’s der deregs

Duh. That’s where this blog meets its logical end.

NOW BUY YOUR TICKETS TO THE MINNESOTA RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL AND SEE ALL THIS DEBAUCHERY AND MORE!

h to the u double z-a-H
h to the u double z-a-H

 

 

5 Responses

  1. Will you guys be at Ren Fest on Labor Day Monday? I don’t see it listed on your upcoming events, just Saturday & Sunday.

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